How to prevent a
FREE vacation nightmare!
While working for a company that was owned by a conglomerate, special deals were offered to the employees of all the jointly held companies. That was how a lowly production manager of a plastic plant was offered among other things, 50% off rooms at
Motel 6, a buy one get one free meal at Fishes’ Big Boy all of the time and
land in Florida with nothing down and full ownership of the land in 10 years. What a deal!
Every executive in the company had one or two lots. How could you pass it up? Some were even building houses. Such a deal. Pay on the land for only two years and you could trade for a house on developed land.
So of course when the salesman came to our humble abode to excite us about land ownership, how could we refuse? The deal included a
FREE Vacation!!
The sales pitch said buy this land now site unseen and you will get a
Free vacation of five days and four nights, two rounds of golf, 2 meals a day and a travel allowance of $200.00. Now, if you want to see the land first, you get only 3 days and 2 nights
FREE, no golf or meals and no travel allowance. He had a map of the lots that had 10year options. We found the neatest lot with green space behind (swamp) and a golf club near the addition.
Such a deal! We were poor. Only married a year and living in New Jersey with our collective 6 children. How could we go wrong?
FREE! If we planned correctly, arranged for the children to be with their mother (his two) and their father (my four), got work time off we could be alone for a
FREE vacation.
So one day in July, we drop children off and head south from northern New Jersey. With our discount at Motel 6, we would only need one night in a motel. Ok, not quite
FREE. So we drove on Saturday until 10 pm. We were in Georgia and only had to get to South of Tampa on Sunday.
Tampa is far from Georgia. We arrived just in time to get our vouchers for the room, food, golf and travel. Ok,
FREE. The builder owned the motel. The meals were at the motel. The golf was at their club. But we were in
Florida on a
FREE vacation!
One little requirement, we had to attend one little hour speech about building a house in paradise and take a tour of our land and some sites avaible for trade in now.
They loved folks living in the northeast area where houses cost 3,4 and even 5 times what they had to offer-big fish on a little hook. What dream homes we saw! What bargains! New ones, on golf courses, swimming pools and club house a dream we could have by signing on the dotted line. Oh wow!
What these folks did not know and we did not say was that we had no more money, so we were real lookie-lous. I’m sure they figured it out and left us alone after the trip down Park Place Lane.
We drove down streets with scrub palms and sand and few houses until the road ended. The salesman consulted his map, pointed to the swamp and said that Park Place Estates would be ready in 8 years before our land was paid. Of course, we could trade it in now for a build ready lot over at Marvin Gardens.
So that was mostly all we could do on Monday. Tuesday was golf day. Wednesday the ocean called. Thursday we checked out of the room and got in another
FREE round of golf. So, we left for home at 3:00 pm.
So you ask yourself what vacation nightmare is this?
We had planned most the trip together, the childcare, the days off, the time in Florida but we did not plan the trip home. I felt we could get home on Sunday at 9:00 pm the last possible moment. In my mind I saw Charleston S.C., Williamsburg, Virginia, and any town along the way. I had maps and sights to see all lined up on my lap.
He felt we could be home Friday by 10:00 pm or so by driving straight through the night and all day Friday.
Now we are in the car driving, and I say here’s the road to Jacksonville. As we sail by, I said the next good place is Hilton Head. No comment. We speed past that exit. Now it is really dark and 10:00 pm. He looks at me and says what’s the matter? I inquired when are we stopping? It was then that I learned we were driving through.
The steam was pouring out of my head. Had I mentioned that I do not play golf? He had a perfect time and I sat around the pool. Did I mention July in Florida? We were all the way past the Myrtle Beach exit when he realized that I was steaming.
So this dense but not stupid man says hey we’ll stop at
South of the Border. Up and down I-95 you see signs for South of the Border just 200, 150, 75, 25, 15, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, miles
to Pedro’s South of the Border. As you pass by, signs say you just missed
South of the Border. It is the largest tourist trap that I have ever seen. It is just south of the North Carolina State Line. For some unknown reason, there is no north of the border.
But there was a
Motel 6 with a room for special guests like us with our discount. We had breakfast at the restaurant with a huge sombrero on top. I was only mumbling an occasional ok.
We were in the car with the radio on not speaking, when a miracle occurred. The station was offering
vacation advice. Are you still speaking after your
vacation? What went wrong? Let us give you some tips. At that we broke up giggling then laughing then kissing.
He says we’ll go to Williamsburg. I say let’s get home. Now we disagree about what to do in reverse. At this point I was tired and said that I just wanted my bed not another
Motel 6. That won the argument-the idea of a bed that didn’t sag and sheets that didn’t scratch. We could not wait.
Still not a disaster. Just wait. Why am I complaining?
One Sunday three years after our
FREE vacation, we were watching
60 Minutes.
General Development, the company from which we were buying our paradise lot, was the feature story. The three owners were on the way to jail. They swindled thousands of people mostly from the northeast out of millions of dollars. The planned communities had started out in good faith. There are 5 or 6 communities limping along.
But as the companies grew, so did greed. Houses were sold that were shoddy. Land sold were swamps too difficult to clear. And promises and hearts were broken.
Our
FREE vacation wound up costing $10,000. Class action law suits secured pennies of the loss. The hardest hit folks had bought homes that were falling apart due to cheep construction.
So my advice to you is avoid at all costs the
FREE vacation. Somewhere down the line you will pay and pay dearly!